pity you ouh mr casanova

today i recieved the most random message ever, from a varsity-known casanova, on 8 in the morning.

H: hai...
me: (obviously puzzled, i thought i was the last person ever for him to ever contact me) uh, hi..
H: Da abs kls kew? (this is his style of writing, okay. no editing whatsoever.)
me: (still puzzled, on top of it, the first sms was sent even before i switched on my handphone. so, when i first get that sms, my phone was still loading its phonebook. and i'm not the type who'd remember all her friend's numbers. because that's what phonebooks are for, isn't it? but when i finally found out who he is, i sighed. it was the biggest casanova in UMT i've ever known.) um, sori sgt.. tp sape ni?
H: mber bell.. xingt xplar
me: (sejak bila dia jadi kawan aku, aku pun x tahu.) ouh, ye ke? mayb trdelete kut numbr ni.. huhu.. sori ye.. pg td x de klas, kul 3 kang bru ade klas.. =]

(after 5pm, i was in the library, studying.)
H: sy nmpk bell ngah mkn aiskrim kt kk5 td.
me: (well, that's true. i was having icecream before class this evening. and i did saw him. so my assumptions were true then.) eh? ye ke? btul ke awk nmpk ni.. hehe.. awk kt mne mse tu?
H: ad area c2.. xabs lg ke kls?
me: (pretending to still be clueless about his existance) ouh yea? chup2, meh sy teka sape awk.. mse awk nmpk sy td awk bru abis klas ea? eh.. x de la.. sy kul 5 td dh abis klas..

*he did not reply after this message. i guess he must be scared my guess hits the jackpot, which was true by the way. or, he must have found out about me not liking him, because he had once tried to hit on a senior of mine. maybe that senior had spilled the beans. who knows?*

haha. sorry man, i don't date casanovas. go find some other innocent, helpless (plus idiotic) girls.