soalan cepuk-emas hari ini.

"bell, kenapa kau tak ada boyfriend ye?"

this was blurted out by a boyfriend of a friend. a guy.
and he did not ask this to my face. instead, he asked the question to my friend, hoping that she would ask me instead.

and i was like, what?
perlu ke?

and my answer was, "lah, suka hati aku lah. senang sikit hidup. tak payah nak sibuk-sibuk jaga hati orang."
i can live perfectly well being independent.
am not going to disturb anyone.
and no one would annoy me.
and i can live happily ever after.
XD

nanti aku pinjam kawan aku buat jadi boyfriend kejap, lepas tu tayang depan kau, manja-manja sikit, baru kau nak tahu. hahahaha~

okay, that was a bit too far.

haish. i wish i could spank his head. real hard. so he would stop asking odd questions.

and i've asked that friend to make a list of eligible bachelors in this campus for me.
nak sangat aku ada teman. ambik kau. haha.
so far, no luck.

footnote: i've been living fairly well for almost 20 years alone.